What do you do when your husband hands you $10 at the movies and asks politely for Runts? Well, if you are me, you head directly to the snack bar where you know they are definitely not going to carry such a ridiculous candy in their limited assortment…but you look anyway. Then you purchase the next closest thing, Sweet Tarts, right? As a new wife, I knew that probably wasn’t the best solution so the concessions girl nicely gave me some quarters and a cup for water. Of course the vending machines didn’t offer Runts, but they did have “Nit Witz.” A nice little substitute for anyone looking to waste their money, or so I thought. Check out what fifty cents will buy you these days! We all got a good chuckle.
Also, in case you were wondering, I did learn that chewy Sweet Tarts are no replacement for the original hard kind.
Lemonade Moon 
You wouldn’t have these problems if your husband doesn’t become a 4 year old child again when he enters a movie theater.